Over in England, two youth fucktards decided to pick a fight with the WRONG drag queens.  Said fucktards subsequently got be down.

“TWO yobs have appeared in court after starting a fight with Spiderman — and getting knocked out by two cross-dressers.
Dean Jonathan Gardner, aged 19, and Jason Andrew Fender, aged 22, were arrested following two separate incidents in The Kingsway which took place just moments apart in the early hours of August 30.
But they picked the wrong victims on this occasion after being floored by two cross-dressers who are believed to have been cage fighters on a night out.
Police confronted Gardner and Fender, both of Llanerch Road, Bonymaen, nursing their injuries after identifying the unemployed pair from CCTV pictures which showed them fighting with people queuing outside the Escape club.”

via You Tube

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Jackson Five in blackface Disgrace


This is some ish! Just…just…just watch this travesty!

A variety show in Australia causes controversy when a group of singers dresses up as the Jackson 5.

Whats the problem you ask?  Well, the singer playing Micheal Jackson spread white make-up over his face while the singers playing Michael’s brothers had painted black face on their mugs.  Yes.

And Harry Connick, Jr. lays into them and the show for this disgrace.  Harry Connick, Jr. is a down ass white boy!

Sadly…the crowd only boo’s when Harry gives the group a score of ZERO! Even the white lady judge says, “I thought you were very cute.”
Hand>>>Forehead.
I’M DISGUSTED! I QUIT THIS BITCH!

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Reason #114,203,495 Why I Love New York…

by High Yeller on October 8, 2009

Taxi Cab drivers fight in New York Times Square Broadway

Because fockery is only a cab ride away!
The other day a taxi cab driver and a pedicab operator got into a fight in the heart of Times Square.  This is the stuff that NY thrives on!  It’s like the pink ooze in Ghostbusters 2 that makes e’ryone act the fool!

Whuh ha ha’puned was…two cab operators who probably both can’t drive found each other and realized they were long lost brothers in fuckery.  Only  this time the fuckery on both sides canceled each other out and the world (us) lost out on what could have be some GOOD OLE FUCKERY!    The fight instead of being a true fist-fight was one of those things where grown men just sort of hug each others bodies and seem to be viciously & furiously humping each other.

Another highlight that could have made for genuine fuckery was when the pedicab operator picked up a garbage can “bodyslam style” and threw it…COMPLETLY MISSING THE CAB AND THE DRIVER.  The garbage can just hit the poor defenseless asphalt street.  Fuckery Fail!

At least there’s some humor in the cab driver trying to stop the pedicab from escaping when suddenly the pedicab makes his own way out fleeing the situation by going the wrong way down the street, hops the curb and proceeds down the sidewalk at a laughable pace.

And of course…a FOX news crew just happened to catch the whole thing on video!

Watch this entire mess below!

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On This Day In Fockery…

by High Yeller on October 8, 2009

Run DMC

In 1986 RUN DMC called for a day of peace among L.A. street gangs.

In 1985 Little Richard got seriously fucked up in a car accident.

In 2007 Marion Jones gave up 5 (Count ‘em! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIVE) Olympic medals after admitting to using performance enhancing drugs.

In 2003 the Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California.  Major fockery!

And in 1962 North Korea reports 100% election turnout and 100% vote for Workers’ Party.  *sniff, sniff*  SERIOUS. FOCKERY. THERE.

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Birfday Bitchez

by High Yeller on October 8, 2009

She "Heard It All Before" Y'all!

She "Heard It All Before" Y'all!

Singer Sunshine Anderson was born in 1974.

Jesse Jackson was born in 1941.

Mariah Carey’s wifey Nick Cannon was born in 1980.

Singer CeCe Winans was born in 1964.

Jazz legend Clarence Williams was born in 1898.

Kool & The Gang frontman Robert “Kool” Bell was born in 1950.

Actor Matt Damon was born in 1970.

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Amerie Talks “IN LOVE & WAR” at the 2009 VMA’s Red Carpet + Her Lil Wayne Remix

September 17, 2009

Y’all remember Amerie?  She’s that Korean-flavored African-American singer who had a breakout hit years ago with “One Thing” before seemingly disappearing until “Why R U” the lead single off her new album surfaced MONTHS ago.  (WHY WON’T DEF JAM LET AMERIE BE GREAT!)
Well, the singer was at the 2009 VMA’s discussing her new album IN [...]

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Audio Freshness or Audio F*ckery?: “Revolver” Madonna ft. Lil Wayne

September 17, 2009

Madonna ft. Lil Wayne “Revolver”

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Alicia Keys On BET’s 106 & Park

September 17, 2009

Alicia Keys stopped by 106 & Park to discuss her career, the “Empire State of Mind” collabo with Jay-Z, Kanye West’s VMA moment and annouces some BET Hip-Hop Award nominees.
Sadly no mention of hoesh*t with Swizz Beatz or any of Lil Mama’s f*ckery!

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TINY’S COUSIN BEATEN TO DEATH!!!

September 17, 2009
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There is some monster-size fuckery afoot in Panama right now!
Apparently this beast alien relative of Tiny was spotted by some kids who promptly beat Tiny’s long lost cousin to death.
The beast’s hairless, rubbery body and revolting features have drawn comparisons with the Montauk Monster, the still-unidentified animal photographed on a New York beach last year.
According [...]

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Leona Lewis Gets “Happy” On America’s Got Talent

September 17, 2009
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You know it’s a damn shame that Leona Lewis isn’t more known here in America.  She’s big over in England but here y’all are willing to settle to “singers” like Pink.  (And yes…Pink’s VMA performance was a corny schtick piece of shit.  Guess when you can’t sing you have to rely on stealing moves rom [...]

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