From the monthly archives:

August 2009

Affion Crockett Spoofs Drake’s “Blackberry Freestyle”

August 30, 2009

Check out Affion Crockett spoofing Drake and his infamous Blackberry freestyle. Pure fuckery!

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Chris Brown Will Be On ‘Larry King Live’ Sept. 2!!!

August 27, 2009
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Chris Brown has apologized to Rihanna (several times, he says) and fessed up on video for the world to see.
But apparently the disgraced R&B star still had something to say, because he sat down with Larry King Wednesday at CNN’s Hollywood headquarters for his first interview since his Feb. 8 arrest for assaulting his ex, [...]

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SWEET JESUS! Angry Grandmama Attacks Camera Crew With Some Hoeshit!!!

August 27, 2009

All this po’ camera crew wanted to do was find a 7th grader who had dropped out of school to dance at a local strip club.  (You can read that again if you have too, I’ll wait.)
Okay, did that shit sink in?
Well Grandmama comes to the door and answer them with a hoe.
Now peep the [...]

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Three Guys Discussing That “Forever” Joint Like It’s Shakespeare

August 27, 2009

MTV Shows

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Beyonce Will Be Having “Sweet Dreams” at the MTV VMA’s

August 27, 2009
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Yaki Fierce has been confirmed as a performer at the 2009 MTV VMA’s on September 13th.
Bey will be performing her latest single “Sweet Dreams” and joins other performers including her hubby, King Camel-lot, as well as Lady Gaga, Pink (why?), and Green Day.
Beyonce’s head will be extra big that night as she’s also nominated for [...]

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Jay-Z B.S. On the XXL October Magazine Cover

August 27, 2009
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I’m thinking that if this King Camel-lot nigga could worship himself he probably would.
King Camel-lot is on the October issue of XXL magazine with the question “Is Jay-Z Bigger Than Hip-Hop”?  XXL…bitch, please.  I giving you the real hard side-eye for asking that shit right about now, but lemme put you on the back burner [...]

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When Tiny’s Attack!

August 27, 2009
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A picture says a thousand words…and in this case SO much more.   A book can (and should) be written on this hoeshit.
WTF is up with that “sexy face”!!!
Oh Hell Naw via Crunk&Disorderly

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More Lyrical Ish From Nate “Eminems’s Brother” Kane!

August 26, 2009

I know all of y’all have just whetted you appetites wanting to hear more from this lyrical linguist, Nate Kane!
Here…enjoy yo’selves:

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Bitch Fall Back!: Bill O’Reilly Not Feelin’ Jay-Z’s New Song

August 26, 2009

Oh big surprise here!
Professional fuckerist Bill O’Reilly doesn’t like Jay-Z’s new song and plays a snippet on air at the end of which he calls the rapper “a regular Otis Redding.”
I just can’t with this bitch!

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Eminem’s Brother Sentenced On Drunk Driving Charge

August 26, 2009
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Did y’all know Eminem had a younger brother!!!  Or that his brother was drunk driving!!!
The shit went down a while ago but news to my ass, damn!
Well his brother was sentenced today for this automobile fuckery and got community service and alcohol monitoring.
It’s always family that be fucking shit up for you whether your’re famous [...]

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