From the monthly archives:

October 2009

Two Dumb Men Attack Drag Queens Who Are Really Cage Fighters

October 9, 2009

Over in England, two youth fucktards decided to pick a fight with the WRONG drag queens.  Said fucktards subsequently got be down.
“TWO yobs have appeared in court after starting a fight with Spiderman — and getting knocked out by two cross-dressers.
Dean Jonathan Gardner, aged 19, and Jason Andrew Fender, aged 22, were arrested following two [...]

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WTF! Australia Thinks The Jackson 5 In Blackface Is Very Funny…

October 8, 2009
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This is some ish! Just…just…just watch this travesty!
A variety show in Australia causes controversy when a group of singers dresses up as the Jackson 5.
Whats the problem you ask?  Well, the singer playing Micheal Jackson spread white make-up over his face while the singers playing Michael’s brothers had painted black face on their mugs. [...]

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Reason #114,203,495 Why I Love New York…

October 8, 2009
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Because fockery is only a cab ride away!
The other day a taxi cab driver and a pedicab operator got into a fight in the heart of Times Square.  This is the stuff that NY thrives on!  It’s like the pink ooze in Ghostbusters 2 that makes e’ryone act the fool!
Whuh ha ha’puned was…two cab operators [...]

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On This Day In Fockery…

October 8, 2009
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In 1986 RUN DMC called for a day of peace among L.A. street gangs.
In 1985 Little Richard got seriously fucked up in a car accident.
In 2007 Marion Jones gave up 5 (Count ‘em! 1,2,3,4,FIIIIVE) Olympic medals after admitting to using performance enhancing drugs.
In 2003 the Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California.  Major fockery!
And [...]

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Birfday Bitchez

October 8, 2009

Singer Sunshine Anderson was born in 1974.
Jesse Jackson was born in 1941.
Mariah Carey’s wifey Nick Cannon was born in 1980.
Singer CeCe Winans was born in 1964.
Jazz legend Clarence Williams was born in 1898.
Kool & The Gang frontman Robert “Kool” Bell was born in 1950.
Actor Matt Damon was born in 1970.

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