That Fockery!–URBAN GOSSIP BLOG

[Video Interview!] Drake ‘I Know I’m Capable of Singing Better, Rapping Better, Performing Better…’

We haven’t seen the official numbers on Drake’s debut “Thank Me Later” album but he’s already talking about this sophomore effort and what’s in store.

Here he speaks with MTV in a PUSH interview (video above!) on getting better and pushing himself.

How did it feel to have the most anticipated album of the year?
Drake: I think it’s great. I’m honored to have that presence. I do however think that

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[In #FFFFFF Folk News...] Prince William Is BALD!!!

Oh, goot lawd!!! I know they say #FFFFFF don’t age well, but this is CRAZY!

Prince William may be turing 28-years-old in a few days on June 21 but his hair is turning 48.

Whew, chile…let’s get some Rogaine on deck. The one with minoxidil.

pic via Guanabee

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JAY-Z REFUSES TO RELEASE HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!! SAYS, “TOO MUCH INFO!!!” + HIS ALTERNATIVE ROLLING STONE COVER!!!

Did y’all know that Jay-Z has been working on an autobiography for the past 4 years?!?!!
King Camel has been working with writer Dream Hampton for a tell-all of the life behind the camel.
But now Jigga is refusing to sign-off on the book’s release!!!
Apparently Jay-Z is worried that he’s discussed too much personal information in the book and is worried about people reading it. GTFOOH!!!
READ MORE AFTER THE JUMP…

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Kelis Fourth Of July (Fireworks) Video!!! [New Video!!!]

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[What's Beef???] Did Alicia Keys Just Call Rihanna Out Her Face?!?!?!?

Sweet minty Jeezus!!! Is Alicia Keys calling out Rihanna?!?!!?

Keys, who is featured in Elle’s Rock Of Angels: Women in Music 2010 July 2010 issue and it’ one quote in particular that is raising eyebrows…

“My look isn’t plotted out, like, I’m going to have red hair because it’s a new record. It has to be genuine, not a branding concept.”

Y’all will remember that RiRi just got a Cherry Kool-Aid touch up for her tour. So, um…who else but Rihanna could Alicia Keys be talmbout???

QUICK! Someone get Mashonda on da phone…Let’s get a track on wax!!! Mashonda will lay the lyrics and Rihanna can kick the chorus and the title will be “F*#k Alicia!”.

Thoughts?

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[Quick Flix!] Halle Berry Visits The Wig Crypt!!!

Halle Berry’s crazy ass treated herself to browse some wigs and hair accessories after doing some charity work in L.A. recently.

More pics after the jump…

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[They Should've Never Gave You Fools A Championship!] Laker’s Fans Riot After Victory!!!!

You just can’t take some mutha f*ckas anywhere!

After the L.A. Lakers won another NBA championship last night, some of your cousin’s went buck wild in celebration…

Despite a massive Los Angeles police presence Thursday night, sporadic violence broke out near Staples Center after the Lakers defeated the Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals.

Crowds hurled bottles and other objects at police, smashed marquees, jumped on vehicles, broke windows, and set rubbish dumpsters and vehicles on fire along Figueroa Street north of Staples Center and on Flower Street.

Police fired non-lethal rounds to disperse the crowd at

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Carvel Publicly Calls Out The Lohan Family: “Could Y’all Please Stop Being So Ghetto Now???”

Carvel’s Public Relation’s Dept. has called out The Lohan Family’s card!

Normally we’re “NO LOHAN NOTHING” around here but this shit is too good.

Mama Lohan, a.k.a. White Oprah, drinks her own Kool-Aid and thinks she’s a celebrity. Dina Lohan tried to use a Carvel VIP Black Card to get a free birthday cake for her son but the employees at Carvel refused to grant her one.

Mama Lohan ended up getting ghetto in that b*tch and cops were called and Mama Lohan eventually left the store…without her cake.

Well…now Carvel has responded to Mama Lohan’s complaint and put the response on their website for all to see!

As part of Carvel’s 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity’s name and require

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Eminem Comes Out In Support Of Gay Marriage!!!

Sobriety has done Eminem a WORLD of difference so much so that he sound like a 37-year-old mature man. The rapper has an interview in Old Gray Lady discussing his new album “Recovery“, the Slim Shady persona and it’s role on the new album and even comes out as an advocate for gay marriage. Does [...]

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Oprah Prove’s Yet Again Why Your Boss Ain’t Sh*t!!!

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of O, The Oprah Magazine, Big Mama slid through Hearst headquarters and gave every staffer “an Apple iPad, a leather iPad case with the staffer’s initials, and a check for $10,000, regardless of how long the staffer had worked there.”
Lady O’s early Christmas visit was confirmed by a Hearst spokeswoman. “These were personal gifts to the staff from Oprah to thank them for their hard work and dedication to the magazine,” the spokeswoman said.

Back in 2004 Big Mama gave each member of her show’s studio audience a Pontiac G6.

You hiring Oprah? **Spruces up resume**

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Who Gonna’ Play This Game, A Crackhead???

Praise Jeezus that this piece of fockery will never see the light of day.

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Dr. Dre and Jay-Z “Under Pressure” Collaboration Song Leeks To The Innanets!!! Dre Says: “Song Incomplete”!

A copy of a new music track, “Under Pressure” between Dr. Dre and Jay-Z has hit the innanets but Dre has already issued a statement saying the track is incomplete.

In a message posted this morning on the Interscope website Dre says:

“I want to set the record straight for everybody who’s been waiting to hear my music. The song that’s on the internet is an incomplete song that I’m still working on. When it’s ready, you’ll be hearing it from me.”

You can hear the track here.

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King Latifah In Upscale Magazine: ‘I Don’t Have To Explain Sh*t!!!’

King Latifah is on the cover of Upscale magazine and discusses her sexuality rumors that have flamed up once again after recently purchasing a home with her personal trainer.
And it appears she’s not coming out of any closets this round…

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[Oh, Goot Lawd!!!] Box Of Human Heads Found Chilling On A Plane…

Enough is enough!!! I have had it with these mutha-f*cking heads on this motherfucking plane!

A Southwest Airlines employee called police after finding human heads in a package set to be transported to a Fort Worth medical research company, the airline said.
“It wasn’t labeled or packaged properly,” said Ashley Rogers, a Southwest spokeswoman. “They called the local authorities.”
Video after the jump…

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Eminem “Recovery” Sham-Wow Parady…

Why won’t they let Eminem’s new album be great???
We’ll just sit back and wait for Eminem to rip this guy.

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[Baby Mama Drama...] Is This Tiger Woods’ Other Baby Mama????

That fact that Tiger Woods has a secret love child is not shocking. The only shocking thing is that we haven’t yet found out who or how many.

But just like clockwork, people are now coming out the wood-work!

One of Eldrick Tont Woods’ hoes side-chicks is claiming she birthed Tiger’s now 9-year-old love child…

Porn actress Devon James, 29, said she was made pregnant by the disgraced golfer after meeting him while she was a teenager at a Christian school.
She named the boy Austin T James and insists the middle initial is a secret tribute to the millionaire she loved.
Woods, who is currently

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POT PRINCESS SMUGGLES 500LBS+ OF WEED FROM CALI TO OHIO!!!

Cot Dayum!!!
This heifer was straight BALLSY! It’s always the rich, spoiled brats that get into some ish like this.

28-year-old Lisette Lee was arrested for trying to smuggle 23 bails of marijuana on-board a private jet from Van Nuys, California to Columbus, Ohio.

Drug Enforcement Administration agents picked up Lisette Lee, 28, at Port Columbus on Monday night after she arrived on a chartered jet from

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Drake’s Free Concert At South Street Seaport In NY CANCELLED!!! SHUT DOWN BY NYPD COPS!!!

This is really not surprising.
Y’all should’ve known fools wouldn’t act right…

Senseless violence marred a Drake concert at South Street Seaport Tuesday night, prompting police to pull the plug on the show before the rap phenom ever had a chance to grab a mic.

The raucous crowd massed on the Seaport’s cobble-stoned streets spun out of control as opening act Ninjasonik performed.

“Everybody was

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